Facebook Constipation 

Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.

Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.

Facebook Constipation by JohnnyApocalypse September 13, 2015

Facebook Paradox 

The phenomenon manifested as the more "friends" that a member of social networks has, the less this person is willing to share of themselves with the "friends" on the network.

"I can't post anything to Facebook anymore because too many people see that stuff!"
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."

Facebook Paradox by Nigel Spellright November 4, 2015

Facebook Politician 

One who gains all of their political knowledge from Facebook posts. Some from credible sources, but most are not and are only appealing to an uneducated person.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Obama is a Muslim terrorist?"

Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."

Facebook Politician by Wizzil March 17, 2016

Facebook Rash 

(noun)

Someone who follows you around on Facebook, and comments of everything you do.

Person: Oh my god, that stalker keeps liking all my new photos! I should never have added him. He's such a Facebook Rash.

Term first introduced by The Oatmeal.

Facebook Rash by lrx_stra March 18, 2016

Facebook Glory 

The narcissistic over representation of inconsequential events, real or imagined, on social media through unjustified boasting for the purpose of validation from strangers of ones own vanity

Her latest holiday was nothing but an exercise in Facebook glory

Facebook Glory by Jimmy Lumoxx April 19, 2016

facebook daddy 

A sperm donor that falsely represents that they are in their child's life on social media.

Person 1: awww Roger seems like a great dad always posting pictures of his baby.

Person 2: Samatha says he has seen his child once since the 6 months of the child's life. Does not make an effort to pay child support and steals the babies pictures off of her profile and posts them. He isn't a real dadfacebook daddy.

facebook daddy by M00nbaby March 8, 2017

Facebook Like Button 

Confirmation of interest and availability to play poker on said date/time/place

Marley has used the Facebook Like Button , that means he must be available.

Facebook Like Button by Marley592 March 13, 2017