doggy poop butt

You bring your dog out for a walk and come back inside, where, lo and behold, there’s a huge poopy stuck to the dog’s ass that never came off outside. You can’t take it off with dabbing with a paper towel. You gotta shower off that dog butt. How fun is that?!

Oh no, my dog has doggy poop butt after the walk today. What the hell am I gonna do. It smells so bad. Aaargh! Puke puke.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Doggoshit

A “kawaii” way of saying dogshit

This new video is a piece of doggoshit!

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er April 7, 2023

Doggy

The superior way to spell doggie.

person 1 online: i saw the cutest doggy pic the other day

Person 2: dont you mean doggie?

Person 1: No you retard i mean doggy

by BlitztheFoxi May 22, 2023

Doggler Effect

When you see a man or woman from a distance and they look attractive, but as they walk closer to you they get uglier and uglier.

Wow, that girl looked great when I saw her about 100 feet away. But when she same closer she looked like a swamp creature. That's the doggler effect for you!

by FuckingFemaleLeatherface June 6, 2023

Doggles

Goggles worn exclusively by dogs.

Before I put my dog in the side car, I should put on her doggles.

by CrankyKramer April 9, 2023

doggelgänger

When one’s dog is like a ‘doppelgänger’ to their appearance or physic

“Look! Their doggelgänger”
“Oh yeah his face looks just like his smushed bulldogs”

by Kiralira April 12, 2023

Doggy Punch

Doggy Punch - Refers to one's medium/large size dog jumping up on you but accidentally hitting you in the privates. Usually happens to males.

Doggy Punch - Refers to one's medium/large size dog jumping up on you but accidentally hitting you in the privates. Usually happens to males.

Joey's St Bernard Tiny jumped up and gave him a doggy punch last night. Joey ended up on the floor for a hour.

by Zsazz2023 May 11, 2023