couch potato

someone who is at home any time they are on a bed

Anywhere is home to a couch potato as long as there is a bed in the vicinity.

by ARealBedPotato January 3, 2020

Caught Bass

When you get a girlfriend and she’s a bitch and keeps you on a leash and takes you away from the boys.

Friend1: Aye bruh let’s go hang out.
Friend2: Nah dawg she won’t let me.
Friend1: Ah you’re caught bass, what a bitch.

by CaptainMorgan January 21, 2020

Couch Drumming

When one person is lying on their stomach on a sofa and another person starts smacking their ass-cheeks like bongo drums.

I was watching tv when Tyler snuck up and starting couch drumming me.

by Urbanymous February 18, 2020

Couch Tomato

Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.

Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.

by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020

couchie contact

exactly what it sounds like
making contact with the couchie

another way of saying you fucked

icy hot should not make couchie contact

i made couchie contact last night

by hjahajahajahajah March 31, 2020

COUCHING

Lying on the couch relaxing, not a care in the world.

Relaxing with your love one on the couch}.

Example: What are you doing right now, are you going anywhere? No I am couching all day.
My Lady, or partner and I are couching all day.

by Jay Reid April 25, 2020

Caught By The Klan

When you get chased by a squad into a forested area in COD Warzone, and get murdered.

Run! RUN! Fuck bro you just got caught by the klan!

by PeeWeeSermon May 27, 2020