Dirty Spoon

Big spoon falls asleep with penis in little spoons ass.

It was cold in Texas but I dirty spooned Jackie in the Honda civic to stay warm.

by Cbonesteak March 20, 2024

Dirty Burka

When an old man stretches his ball sack out and wraps it around a Muslim woman’s head.

Prahbu! I just gave your daughter a dirty burka!

by Jorge Costanzig March 20, 2024

dirty Beal

When you lube your colon up with franks red hot sauce while a black midget licks your balls and a group of asian men shove thousands of live sardines in you. Your mouth being occupied as you have to finish all of the week old macaroni salad

Man, I had a rough night. I pulled a Dirty Beal and now my tummy hurts

by Thatdude343614 March 20, 2024

Dirty Eben

The act of easily pulling beautiful ladies by an Eben. Only for him to then get divorced multiple times and lose all of his world renowned hair.

Person 1: What happened to eben
Person 2: He pulled a DIRTY EBEN.

by Pseudo-corn-name March 20, 2024

A dirty Landon knight

A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass

Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters

by Don’tcumonme March 20, 2024

dirty bardiya

when a person hides in little kids closets and masturbates to them while they sleep. And in the morning when the minor gets out of bed he whips it out and bangs it till there's no tomorrow.

Girl: Where were you last night?
Boy: Man I was doing a dirty bardiya the entire time, and it was such a good nut!

by MinorLicker2.0NamedBardiyaS March 21, 2024

The Dirty Vitalli

When a UNICEF worker or any other charity asks you for a charitable donation you gently say "go fuck your mother" and get in the car

UNICEF:excuse me sir, can you spare a dollar for the African orphans?

Person: go fuck your mother (gently). Car starts and drives away.

UNICEF: fuck I got the dirty vitalli again today.

by Jrmmmm March 21, 2024