When your girl is so fucking hot, thag you bust a nut to her 20 times in a row and smother yourself in your own nut and get her to lick it off you while making her meow.
"Oh my god, my girlfriend is so hot I just wanna beat my meat to her"
"Do it, then make her do a dirty anica"
"Do it, then make her do a dirty anica"
by Maackerallll February 1, 2024

When a man jerking his dick sees someone he pulls a blunt out of his ass and put it in his pee hole tube and vigorously fucks said person in the nostril and they both get high.
by Adolftitler69420 April 7, 2024

The Dirty Sultan is a sensual and kinky sex position that combines elements of bondage, submission, and roleplaying into one unforgettable experience. It incorporates the use of rose water, which serves as both a fragrant aphrodisiac and an arousal-enhancing lubricant, along with a golden dildo to symbolize wealth and power. This position can be performed by any gender pairing and allows partners to explore new boundaries while immersed in exotic ambiance.
by Dirtysultan January 31, 2024

by Thekrustyfish December 6, 2020

A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022

When a girl sharpens her 9 inch acrylic nails and uses them to thrash the inside of someone’s asshole. She then drinks the blood that comes out and shits that out then eats the shit. She then vomits out the shit and she’s shoves it up her L vagina and drags herself across a carpet like a dog dragging its ass.
by Garbonzobean March 1, 2023

by Ched Blacknom April 9, 2024
