hood wax taco 

It's the act of having sex with a girl with her ass on the hood of your car or truck. The next day when everything dries, you can see the "taco" outline on the hood.

Eric banged Sara on the hood of his Jeep. The next day I saw the hood wax taco and made this definition.

hood wax taco by matt April 13, 2005

shrimp taco 

Refering to one who lacks skill or common sense.

Sam: Alan can't even tie is own shoes!

Fred: He's a shrimp taco

shrimp taco by JonasV May 31, 2016

Meaty Taco

1. A real thick set of meat curtains that look like flank steak in a taco.

2. The kind of pussy lips that you can tie in a knot

Johnny: Man, that girl Mary sure did have some nice tits, how was her Va-J-J?

Billy: After I motor-boated that bitch, I slide down her panties and out flopped a Meaty Taco!

Meaty Taco by Tmoney35 May 26, 2010

Bust the Taco 

To break the hymen, the membranous fold of tissue that partly or completely occludes the external vaginal orifice. Busting the taco, usually taking place during sexual intercourse, signifies the defloration of a girl.

Also, to pop the cherry.

After a very romantic dinner at Taco Bell, David turned to Julie, his fiance, and said, "I want to bust your taco."

Bust the Taco by Kevin January 5, 2004

tickling the taco 

slang phrase for female masterbation

Last night I walking in on my old lady tickling her taco

tickling the taco by shawn November 19, 2003

fish taco festival 

A gathering that's all or mostly women; the opposite of a sausage party.

That party was a total fish taco festival, you could practically see the clouds of estrogen in the air.

fish taco festival by Peter March 20, 2005

glossy taco 

Taco, meaning the lips of the vagina, it being glossy means spraying sperm or lube all over it.

I lubed that glossy taco nice last night

glossy taco by Rotisserie Fried July 30, 2017