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Meghan Markle

I’m so hard done by. I should force more irrelevance into peoples lives because I’m Meghan Markle and I can’t go a day without being in the news with more of my entitled views.

Don’t be a Meghan.
by Dawsy January 7, 2023
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The Markle Touch

The exact opposite of the Midas touch.

Turning something good into absolute shit.
"Wow, she turned that prince into a frog. She's got the Markle touch."
by tressymlouise February 19, 2021
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Multi-Level Marketing

Commonly abbreviated MLM, it's a form of selling a product whereby one person recruits other salespeople, who recruits other salespeople, ad nausea and after each sale, everybody above the salesman gets a small piece of commission. To make money in one (98%+ of people don't), one should place much more emphasis on recruiting than sales. Amway is probably the most well-known MLM.

Many MLMs have "optional" national meetings, motivational books and tapes, and other various expenses. The cost of these comes out of pocket of the individual. As a general rule, if you can be one of the first people to join a successful MLM, you'll make a lot of money, especially if you can sell all of this crap to your downline. However, if you're not in this lucky 1-2%, you'll honestly be lucky to break even in your expenses.

There is some technical difference between a pyramid scheme, which is illegal, and an MLM, which is legal. However, nobody but the high-priced lawyers which keep MLMs in business and stealing the money of its starry-eyed employees seem to know what this difference is.
There are too many Multi-Level Marketing organizations to count. After one is shut down by bankruptcy or the government, two new ones sprout from the ground.
by iLikeSoup March 28, 2011
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markeda

An amazing beautiful strong woman. Very ambitious and strong willed! The funny, crazy, kind hearted individual you always want to be around!
Get yourself a Markeda!
by BGQ2814 December 21, 2016
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Marky Wu

Marky Wu is a cat like entity inspired by Marcy Wu from Disney’s Amphibia Series. Created by @Bitchin on Twitter. It has a strange amount of lore and no one knows why. If you begin looking at memes of Marky, you will fall into an unescapable pit of despair and begin questioning all of your life choices. It also looks high for some reason.
Help! I started looking through Marky Wu memes, and now I’m questioning what my life has come to.
by Small Pog Person is So Pog November 23, 2021
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Markplier

An internet personality on YouTube that does video games but other funny videos as well. Has also been known to do inspiration vidoes as well. Often has colored hair.
I'm going to watch Markplier tonight on YouTube.
by pablowisdom August 16, 2016
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markela

markela is an amazing human being, who is really beautiful. people called Hugh love her. markela is independent and beautiful and hilarious
i wish i was markela
by Hahanakmqjqw February 13, 2021
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