may 9

national eat your own shit day

Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww

may 9 by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023

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may jones

A strange person that is always nagging on and on

Person 1: “ is that may jones over there? “
Person 2: “ oh god yeah, run! “

may jones by Turtle man 4 February 15, 2023

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May 1st incident

To masterbate to completion on a Livestream without realizing the camera is on.

This is a reference to the time a streamer named DSPGAMING accidentally streamed his pre-stream jerk session. The event occurred on May first 2016 earning it the name the incident of May first.

Hey, did you see that Richard had a May 1st Incident yesterday?

May 1st incident by Review Phil USA February 26, 2023

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May Jailer

May Jailer is the name Lizzy Grant named herself before choosing the actual name Lana Del Rey. By this name, she also recorded "her first album" named Sirens who is played on acoustic guitar.

-"May Jailer is my favorite singer !"

-"Who's May ?"
-"It's of course, Lana Del Rey !"

May Jailer by elisabethshark April 1, 2023