Toilet monkey

A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East

McGrath is a toilet monkey

by Jack McGrath October 24, 2022

Toidy

To use the toilet...Passive verb

Mom to toddler "Do you need to go toidy?"

by M.T.Schell October 25, 2022

toilet room

When your on a game and have to go really bad that you can't even type bathroom and you type toilet room or your just trying to be funny

gtg afk guys going to the toilet room

by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022

Toilet Jerk

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.

John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.

by JT slay November 10, 2022

toiloitte

The results of hiring an expensive and ineffective firm of management consultants to come and burn a pile of your money for you.

Well, now that Toiloitte have delivered their report and gone, we can get back to doing some real work.

by Dr Cassidy November 25, 2022

Toilyboily

Toilet

I fucking crippled my toilyboily with that last shmoinkplop.

by The geeben boobin December 1, 2022

Toiletworthy

Something so enjoyable but easy to do or watch on your phone that you can do it while taking a shit

have you seen the emkay channel? I watch them while shitting all the time, they are probably the most toiletworthy channel

by Monkebuns December 15, 2022