Two #1 One #2

When two guys using a urinal and one guy using a stall start a conversation inside a men's restroom.

"When I walked in I kind of freaked out because there was a two #1 one #2 situation going on."

by Extra Mayo January 11, 2013

Two squirrels in a walnut tree

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning

Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022

Slutty Two Shoes

A girl who sleeps round, usually a preppy one, and tries to cover it up by getting straight A's. And using diaphrams.

Look at that Slutty Two Shoes sneaking out her window on a school night to get some booty, When she got caught she said she was studying at the library, and just happened to have a diaphram in her pocket.

by Deshray January 2, 2009

Two Days Till Retirement

An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.

Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!

by DANfan January 19, 2013

hxc Two-step

Hardcore two-step

slang word for sex

also a song by screamo band, I set my friends on fire.

eg. "Hey honey, are you ready for a little hxc two-step?"

by IsetMYfriendsONfireBITCH! March 18, 2010

Two Minute Bronchitus

That cough you suddenly get after eating something cold, such as ice cream, that usually lasts about 2 minutes.

I chugged that milkshake, now I've got two minute bronchitus!

by breezy-licious June 16, 2011

swerve two lanes

verb - to be so gangster; cops are always after you so you're always running.

"known as the boss, I swerve two lanes." - Chevey Ridin High, Rick Ross

by Chris McGrath December 10, 2006