Noun - that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move proves ineffectual and you realize that everyone you have ever been with has probably been faking it with you....
Last night I went to the Truman Show when my Tinder date laughed at me before exiting my car and labeling me as "some bad dick."
by NoHandleNecessary May 25, 2023
Get the The Truman Showmug. When you drink too much hanging out with all your friends any time you get together. And have that one friend that goes a little too far.
by Mother Fricker September 29, 2018
Get the Shit Showmug. by RsUselessinformation March 29, 2022
Get the The more you show offmug. the 14th of each month is show your titties day, meaning that if asked, a woman must show her titties
by howdyoj December 12, 2021
Get the show your titties daymug. A term for masturbation, specifically a lone masturbation session without anyone coming into the room. Applies to both genders. Sometimes, sex audios are involved to enhance the experience to him or herselves.
"Almost got caught doing a solo show. I didn't know my mom was gonna walk in."
"Welp, I'm doing a personal solo show tonight."
"Welp, I'm doing a personal solo show tonight."
by KirbyBisharp/BitchDaddyKiddErm February 1, 2021
Get the Solo Showmug. by SkibidiWolvegoon420 January 14, 2025
Get the goon-showmug. want to be disrespected? come work for 5 guys tv show behind the scenes = scooping shit for 12 hours straight, cow pies thrown in our faces every 5 mins, who wants raw chicken for lunch 2 hours late? our PAs rlly know how to get the job done growing up in meth labs makes the most skilled organizers, old janky vans… you bet! sick days are gonna cost you two weeks of pay taken from you. & boy does the boss lady rlly know how to shit all over you bc she dyes her hair with curry diarrhea. We all want some butt wipes but sometimes you just have to use your hand!!!!
by Poopyface13 February 22, 2022
Get the Shit Showmug.