House-like epiphany 

A realization made when someone else is talking to you. The moment when you finally figure something out because another person is talking or doing something that brings about the answer. Commonly featured on House, M.D., and named after Dr. Gregory House (played by Hugh Laurie).

Brandon had a House-like epiphany by watching someone else play the saxophone. He told me, "I want to play like that!"

House-like epiphany by Dr. Roxie March 30, 2009

Face like a welder's workbench 

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a welder's workbench!"

Face like a welder's workbench by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

Eyes like dogs balls

The term used for someone who has loose skin underneith their eyes or more commonly used for some one who is extremley tired and looks like crap. Refering to the droop or sag or a pair of dogs testicles.

God ive been working so hard today my "eyes are like dogs balls"!

"Myra was so old her eyes were begining to look like dogs balls "

"archibald was so tired from hoomfing his wife the night before his eyes were like dogs balls "

Micheal looks in the mirror and sais to his cousin ive got "eyes like dogs balls"

Eyes like dogs balls by peperami87 November 17, 2009

Typing like you're gonna die 

Typing in extreme shorthand as though you don't have enough time left to actually type out a normal sentence.

Mostly used by people who are either too lazy to bother taking time to write a coherent sentence or people who think it's "cool" because "everyone" does it online.

(P.S. No, we don't.)

Bob: LOLZ @U! U R wya 2 dum 2 uz a comptr!!

Rob: What the hell's wrong with you? You're typing like you're gonna die, stop doing that!

Bob: Wut M I d'ing?

Rob: <signs off>

Typing like you're gonna die by Buaya September 3, 2010

Hung Like A Seahorse 

When a man has an unusually small unit, sometimes referred to as an inny in cold weather situations. Less than 2" long dick

Joe's dick was so tiny, we said he was Hung Like A Seahorse.

Hung Like A Seahorse by o.t. guy December 10, 2010

Livin' Like Whitey 

Living large, living well, display of wealth & accomplishment.

Lyall is retired and now races Porches, he is livin' like whitey

Livin' Like Whitey by JohnnyBoyIII July 8, 2011

courtesy like

Clicking the "like" button on Facebook in situations where it is not really warranted, but it would be rude not to do so.

-Hey, dude. I saw that your grandma posted that corny joke on your Facebook.

-Yeah, I had to give that a courtesy like.

courtesy like by disgusto October 20, 2011