Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected against upgrading to the office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an Ass-Hair Mullet so thick, pelt-like and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

by Gaunche January 1, 2022

juicy ball hairs

what i have

Isaiah-God damn, Jake has some very juicy ball hairs!

by BlackBalls1111 March 20, 2022

Sonic's butt hair

A yummy and tasty treat that's scrumptious

Silcy and freshhh

And how it's nice the the bottom of sonic.
The in side of his bottom that's hairy and very much delicious. You see that hair on sonics bottom its sonic's butt hair

by Ur yummy mommy March 5, 2022

cornfield hair tickler

When two people go into a cornfield together and rub their pubes against one another

Mary gave me a cornfield hair tickler last night after our date

by cornman123 December 20, 2020

Garden of Eden Hair

When your hair is so long it covers your chest/boobs/nips like Eve in the Garden of Eden.

My hair grew so much during quarantine I now have Garden of Eden hair!

by Kilij522 January 19, 2021

Butt hair harmony

the symphony of butt hairs when releasing a massive fart.

"my butt hair harmony is on a different level if you know what I mean."

by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021

Long-haired Dictionary

A girlfriend in a foreign country from whom you learn the local language

When he lived in Chile, he learned Spanish from his long-haired dictionary.

by Cregger May 8, 2021