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The Plox Game 

A game often played by employees at a call centre, particularly one that deals with irate customers.

The game often involves saying the word plox as many times as possible during a call, without the receptive customer noticing. However, the rules can vary from centre to centre.

Not often played during the peak time of the call centre.
Seasoned players of The Plox Game may use phrases like:

1) "Hi there, welcome to plox hut. You're speaking with Plox. Would you like pick up or plox?"

2) "Thank you for your plox. Will you have enough plox for the plox?"
The Plox Game by Mickey Beeow October 17, 2007

The Military Game

Completely interrupting a speaker when they use a word that can also be taken as a rank in the military, while also snapping to attention and giving a realistic salute.
Man 1: This is a MAJOR problem-
Man 2: MAJOR Problem! *does previously described actions*
man 3 to man 4: God damn the military game!

Announcer: this is just a general announcement-
Douche in the audience: General Announcement!
The Military Game by Mcnoah94 September 30, 2009

The Hamburglar Game! 

The "Hamburglar Game" The objective of the game is to find, and point at, the first girl wearing black and white horizontal stipes. This can be done upon entrance to a bar or nightclub. Simply point and yell "Hamburglar" The first person to do so wins! The prefix "Ham" can also be replaced with other describtive words and half-words such as...
"flooze-burglar, huge-burglar, iceburg-lar, cling-burglar, corpse-burglar.
This game, and it's informational helpful hints for friends, makes it a game you will love playing forever. You will truly be amazed how many Hamburglars are really out there!
This is one way you could win "The Hamburglar Game!"

"HAMBURGLAR!!!" Yesss I win again! Good thing I have the ring of power!!!
The Hamburglar Game! by The one ring December 13, 2010

The Glad Game 

Popularised by Family Guy when Stewie is at the Carnival with Rupert. Originally made up by the title character in the film "Pollyanna".

One of the activities included at the Carnival is The Glad Game, which is when you think of things that make you glad....like.

Other things which would be included in The Glad Game:
"Let's play The Glad Game"
"How do you play"
"Haven't you ever seen Family Guy? You name stuff that makes you glad, such as the first scissor cut into a fresh piece of craft paper....mmmmm, Pin Wheels, a big wedge of cake from the fare or a doodad to wear in your hat!
The Glad Game by Dolphus_Raymond January 4, 2011

The Goodfellas Drinking Game 

One of the most difficult drinking games known to alcoholic kind, and the mightiest of quests for college students. Not a game of skill, stupidity or even chance. Just a plain old classic Endurance test.

The instructions are simple: You and your mates (Or just you if you're one of those people who watch that kids show with the ponies) sit around a TV each with an alcoholic beverage, usually beer because anything higher and you're sure to perish in a sea of your own chugg nuggets, and you all watch the movie Goodfellas.

There are but two main rules: 1. Once the movie begins every player has to view the ENTIRE film. You can pause it to take a slash since you're going to be drinking a lot, but no missing out on anything, especially dialogue. 2. Every single time the word 'fuck' is uttered, you take a gulp. This includes 'fucking', 'fucker' and 'fucked'.

This may sound easy. This may sound like your average way to get rid of your leftover booze from the night before. And if you've got a small dick it may seem like the best way to nail a drunk chick.

It's not.

There are exactly 300 f-bombs thrown in this film, which means that if you were to take a 25 ml shot of beer every single time the word 'fuck' is uttered in this movie, by the end of it you would have consumed roughly 17 cans, or 15 pints.

Good idea at first. Damn good fun to begin with. Fucking nightmare by the third act. Ocean of pain the next morning.
Me and my buddy tried The Goodfellas Drinking Game the other night and we woke up covered in puke and beer with a turd in the middle of the room.

you're game 

A phrase used when someone is doing a particularly daring activity.
"Hey, I'm going to ask Jana out today."
"Damn, man, you're game!"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Oh dude, she'll eat you alive!"