Ur dad

ur mum

ur mum and ur dad

by im eating ur mum rn February 18, 2022

Your dad

Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back

Boy 1 : When is your dad coming home?
Boy 2 : He said he is getting milk. He’s not coming back.

by Pls don’t hate me November 5, 2021

Natasha didn't fuck your dad

but you sure did

Boys who fuck their daddies and mommies. Natasha didn't fuck your dad. But you sure did

by THEREALNATASHA July 5, 2023

Dad

He always gone for work, but when he comes back, he buys you everything you want.

Me: Dad, you've been gone for 16 years but... I still love you!

Dad: *sniff* Wanna go to the Lamborghini dealership?

by NotJohnWickFromNeoTilted May 21, 2019

I'm in love with my dad

the wise words of Matthew Watson

"OoooOoO I'm in love with my dad~"

by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex August 14, 2022

Finlay’s Dad

Gone.

Do you remember Finlay’s Dad? Yea me neither.

by Tom’s Mom January 13, 2022

Dad

404 NotFound

Hey wanna come over to my dad's house?
whats that?
a house?
no, a dad?

by TittyTwister9000 April 28, 2021