One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.

George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.

toilet duck by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

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blame-duck resident

A late second term occupant of the White House that has caused nothing but chaos and consternation with his incompetency and abuse of power, and arrogantly ducks blame for the dire consequences of his corruption, much like water flowing off a duck's back.

"How much longer til this blame-duck resident is out of office?"

blame-duck resident by bogotabro August 5, 2007

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Slump Duck

noun: A creature that follows one around and causes laziness, complacency, general disregard for one's well being. It stands about 40 feet from head to webbed foot and is invisible. Can only be defeated by pure will power to succeed and wanting the Slump Duck to die. Unless killed, it will follow you for the rest of your life, however short that may be.

Man: Dude, I don't want to do my term paper.
Friend: The Slump Duck strikes again!

Woman: I don't really need to shower today, or tomorrow. Wait, DAMN YOU SLUMP DUCK!

Slump Duck by El Español February 4, 2010

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tame duck

An outgoing president who has no real power and never had before, being himself ruled like a puppet by his master.

- Why does Medvedev look so upset of losing the office? For him, nothing has changed - he never was a president and wouldn't be again.
- Yeah, the tame duck is just quacking.

tame duck by Comestuff September 27, 2011

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