47th, and current president, of the United. He shouldn’t have won the election, but a bunch of angry young dudes who can’t get laid put him in power to strip away people’s rights.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump’s son, Baron, got caught committing rape sometime in the next few years.
by This is my handle okay February 13, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. an absolute maniac. He's a good person, but an absolute 100% push on till death, horrible idea-making person. he will also do crazy stuff for fun or because someone paid him 50 bucks, or maybe they said "no balls". If you didn't ask him a question, but looks like he's thinking, get the fuck away IMMEDIATELY, he's coming up with something that will get someone killed. Other than that, a good training coach. he's also a bit insecure of the way he looks, but still pulls relatively well.
you see that guy over there punching a tv? why's he doin that?
oh, thats Donald. he joked around about it and i said no balls.
oh, thats Donald. he joked around about it and i said no balls.
by "That handle is already in use October 9, 2023
Get the Donaldmug. A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.
The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.
by Danger E September 26, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. British guy: I have the Donald mumps.
German guy: So do I.
Australian guy: Me too.
Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.
Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.
German guy: So do I.
Australian guy: Me too.
Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.
Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.
by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
Get the Donald mumpsmug. When you stick your penis in a girl but only through boxers. The boxers are meant to only act as a wall to protect the virginity of the two people involved. Typically used by religious people like christian’s or mormons.
Joe: “Yo what happened with that girl you had over at your place last night?”
Tristen: “I wanted to fuck so badly but I got baptised last week so we ended up donald trump-ing.”
Tristen: “I wanted to fuck so badly but I got baptised last week so we ended up donald trump-ing.”
by ryrydaflyguy420 March 1, 2024
Get the Donald Trump-ingmug. by anonymous October 10, 2022
Get the Mc Donalds ball pitmug. a duck that everytime i think of it reminds me of donald trump aka donlad duck due to the hairline exceeding to mars.
by UrMoMiSGAY&hoT November 1, 2021
Get the Donald Duckmug.