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The Australian slang version of the English "wanker".

Slight difference in that wackers tend to be more boisterous than wankers. Wankers kind of like to do things sneakily, and probably harbour a fear that people are calling them wankers behind their backs.
Wackers, on the other hand, are oblivious to what people say about them and seem to even believe their own bullsh!t.

There are more Australian wackers than wankers, but believe me - we do have both kinds.
Did you hear Bush talking to those sailors on that battleship? Honestly, the wacker thought they were laughing WITH him.
wacker by lukeod January 9, 2007
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Thunder Wanker 

n.
A move executed by the Iron Wang of Justice to smite enemies and skank-whores alike.
John: I will strike you down with my Iron Wang of Justic
George: wtf, mate?
John: Feel the power of the Thunder Wanker.
George: Good God, man! You're knocking over the furniture!!
Thunder Wanker by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004
A guy who jerks off without vasoline.
wanker by Osama Bin Brady January 17, 2003

waltersobchakeit 

The act of losing Beaver pet and Tsotd in one fell swoop.
"holy shit waltersobchakeit"
waltersobchakeit by flaxpicker442 February 17, 2018
a Waller is an atractive young actress and the 'new wave' of drama teacher.
'that girl is such a Waller'

'I'm a Waller'
Waller by Kellie121 October 17, 2006
someone who is very selfish and thinks he can wanke his wife and girlfriend through a whole year without thinking the wanker secret comes out.
big bad wanker in dublin (j.)
wanker by missus September 1, 2003
Someone who shirks responsibility, fails to live up to commitments, breaks promises, discloses secrets, or finds ways to avoid doing his or her part.
He got into the Guard and then didn't even show up? What a wanker.
Wanker by Jim Nageotte February 26, 2004