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the octopus 

a woman who's fanny resembals an octopus and engulfs all around her,its tentacels or overly large fanny lips can be said to even undo jars and drag ships and seaman into her salty gusset.
Hey alan i hear you went down on the octopus and survived her salty gusset,yeah but her tentacels stole my hair and i came up smelling of seaman.
the octopus by spunk chops December 14, 2009
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An amusing new television show based on a crappy county that takes place in the next queerest part of California, besides West Hollywood and San Fransico, Orange County. For some reason, The TV show, The OC is not based on the 2002 Movie, "Orange County" starring Jack Black.
The OC was once said to be "8-Mile: The TV Series" just without Eminem, or Rapping, or Detroit, or a Trailer Park. What the hell did TV Guide mean by that?
The OC by G-Union August 16, 2003

The Ogres 

an up and coming team in the CFFL, one day they will own it...
Watch out for the Ogres, they cant be stopped
The Ogres by corndizzle February 3, 2005

The One Gig Virus 

The largest, baddest, most mysterious virus ever invented. It turns your computer into a useless brick. Also referred to as the "one Gigger".
Hey what's this?......oh crap its the one gig virus! My computer is now worth the price of mac&cheese.

The Ooozey 

when you're banging a chick, no condom, and and you cum deep inside her, but then she sits on your face and let's it drip out onto your grill.
Yo man, Debbie introduced me to something called the ooozey. I think we're gonna break up.
The Ooozey by mummyboy September 16, 2009

The Only Hope For Me Is You 

A song by My Chemical Romance, the rock/violent pop (NOT EMO!!!) band
"Have you heard MCR's song, The Only Hope For Me Is You?"

the old popcorn switcheroo 

When a man takes a girl out to the movies but cuts a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket and fits his penis into the hole so that when she reaches for popcorn she grabs his penis
I pulled the old popcorn switcheroo on her last night and now im not alowed back in the theatre