spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.

"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Alley Salad

(Noun.) Vomit.

Last time I saw Mike, he was outside tossing alley salad.

by Yozlet November 18, 2009

Salad shooter

The act of shitting thy brains out from ingesting bad food

Man I had a terrible salad shooter last night.

by The atomic cornbread October 14, 2020

Salad Shooter

A portable high-velocity cannon made for the sake of shooting salad as a weapon.

"OMG! Some drunk ass thessalonian just pulled a drive-by salad shooter on my filthy Egg McMustache!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Devils Salad Toss

When you have sex while stoned

“Hey baby I’m gonna light this bowl, wanna do the devils salad toss?”
“Yea we did the devils salad toss last night after we had a sesh”

by Goneandghosting November 8, 2022

Salad thrower

Someone who tosses a salad at a higher velocity or with more force.

He put his all into it when he threw that salad. He’s a good salad thrower.

by Shoffm89 August 5, 2018

Salad-way

Salad-way is when you buy a salad from subway which in turn makes you a sex offender

Wow gaymie bought a salad from subway, might as well call the place salad-way

by BigBoyTaylan July 24, 2019