Jordan

The Best Mf Nigga Ever To all You Monkeys out there.🫣🥱

Jordan Is the best ever

by Jxrdy•W December 21, 2022

Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.

"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"

by namezsayz May 8, 2023

Jordan

The last couple puffs of a joint or spliff.

Do you want Jordan?

by CreatorOfJordan January 13, 2021

Jordan

This name is short for a skinny fuck who thinks he rules the world, but in reality, he is the bitch in every situation.

Your such a Jordan.
Why do you have to be such a Jordan.

by ActuallyJosh May 17, 2022

to pull a Jordan

To complete a difficult task while being ill, like Michael Jordan during "The Flu Game" in 1997 (although he actually had gastroenteritis).

"Man, I had to make that presentation, and I came down with the flu, so I had to talk with running nose, but I managed to pull a Jordan!"

by Chekhov's AK47 March 24, 2014

Angelina Jordan

Angelina Jordan born 10 January 2006) is a Norwegian singer whose audition for the 2014 season of Norway's Got Talent at the age of seven, singing "Gloomy Sunday" in the style of Billie Holiday, became a viral video online and brought her worldwide press coverage.1 She went on to win the competition at the age of eight with her performance of George Gershwin's "Summertime". Since then, she has worked to raise money on behalf of environmental causes and various children's charities. She always performs barefoot, after befriending a young shoeless girl and giving her shoes to her. Jordan later wrote a book about the experience Jordan has released multiple digital singles and EPs, and one full-length album called It's Magic. She appeared on the first season of Little Big Shots in 2016, and the second season of America's Got Talent: The Champions in 2020, where her cover version of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" brought her much attention.
Jordan has lived in the United States since 2018. In August 2020, it was announced that she has signed with Republic Records.2 Her first single under that label, "Million Miles", was released in November 2020.3 Occupation
Singer
Instruments
Vocalspianoguitar
Years active
2014–present
Labels
Republic Records

Angelina Jordan Is Pretty

by Nick LaRoy June 14, 2025

Jordan elbridge

If you were to walk into a school full of mirrors it would be Jordan elbridge. Everyone you will ever meet is just like each other and there is no escaping. This is the place we’re people go to feed off of each other’s arrogance and preppy attitude. If I was to find anything fun to do at Jordan elbridge it would be to sit back and laugh at the class of 2025 boys pretend to either be gangsters or preppy golfers.

“Let’s go we get to go down to Jordan elbridge for our game friday”.
“Oh that’s good, it’s basically a free win because the class of 2025 boys don’t care about anything but jerking off in the bathrooms or dressing like eachother and the basketball team doesn’t care about anything but their stats which is exactly why they win 5 games a year.”

by helpme87 November 26, 2024