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Jesus Hair

1. Something unknown or mysterious, and/or with mysterious origins.

2. An object that is near impossible to find or get.
1.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?

Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.

2.

Person A: What do I need to make said potion.

Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.
Jesus Hair by red circle July 23, 2025
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Jesus Christ 

An awesome dude that just wanted what was best for all of us, and he got killed for it. Also, he is the son of God and the savior of all.
(Jesus Christ): Lazarus, come out!
(LazarusA dead guy): *comes back to life and walks out of tomb*
Jesus Christ by Jeff#4 July 24, 2025

Jesus Christ 

honestly the coolest guy i know

these weird athiest fuckers piss me off in the definitions
Jesus Christ by me lolita September 3, 2025

Jesus Chirst

Jesus Chirst, not to be confused with Jesus Christ, is what atheists believe in.
Jesus Chirst by Delerium_22 November 6, 2025

Jesus Christ

Jesus' full name is Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ is the son of God.

He died on the cross for each and every one of us. He died to forgive all of everyones sins, and he loves us all, and his love cannot be earned. He loves us unconditionally, and he is the light of this world.

You cannot earn your way into Heaven, you need to follow Jesus, forgive everyone else (including yourself), and believe in him.

God loves you, and he WILL forgive you if you come to him.

Don't believe the Devils lies.
Jesus Christ by Black Cat - 5000 December 19, 2025

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ is a man with *Infinite Aura* and *Insane knowledge* (literally omniscient) also a *great guy* who would *help anyone* as is *everyones true answer to all their problems* (John 14:6) and a *Leader* often depicted as a *King of Kings* he also *saved the entirety of humanity*
"Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour"
Jesus Christ by a.basra386 January 1, 2026