Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me

my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

by rudebwoy April 25, 2006

Useless, pathetic annoying talking donkeys

When Princess Fiona goes away to marry Lord Farquaad, then shrek gives up and walks away. Donkey tries to encourage Shrek to come back to her and Shrek goes on a tizzy with Donkey as a way of letting his suppressed anger and sadness out.

Shrek: I live alone! My swamp! Me! Understand? Nobody! Especially USELESS, PATHETIC ANNOYING TALKING DONKEYS!

Donkey: But shrek, i thought we were-

Shrek: Yeah, well you know what? You thought wrong.

by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021

donkey fruit punch

When you are so drunk you cannot find your car in a parking lot.

Terry's donkey was fruit punched last night.

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled

when your doing a girl from behind and you wisper in her ear you have an STD she will try to get away... (Bucking Bronco)then, while she is trying to get away punch her in the back of the head with both hands to knock her out (Double donkey punch) lastly drag her violently to the top of the stairs (preferrably by the hair)shove your D in her A and ride that shit down the stairs tobagon style (tobagon sled)

have you ever done the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled?

it was crazy!

she died!

MORMON

by cum bustin bad boy March 31, 2009

Fat Fuckin Swamp Donkey Fuckin Pig Whore

A classless large girl of a very permiscous nature. She dates felons, pedophiles, and rapists without hesitation. She has little to no regard for the marital status of her lovers and or clients. She often prefers oral sex and doesn't mind sexual interactions in public facilities.

Jess was outraged by Abigail's and Glenn's affair, and wanted the world to know that her husband was sleeping with a fat fuckin swamp donkey fuckin pig whore.

by TFarr May 8, 2008

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick

somehting really fun to call someone, gives u the sence of being more witted and better than your adversary

chris, ur a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick

by Orangechicken October 2, 2004

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick

Pretty Self Explanatory how ever it is also used to define cheesewanks like STEVE NA

Steve Na is the scum of a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick!!!

by DJ April 12, 2005