Bakery

When you finally go nuts and open a bakery to show people that your dissociative identity disorder (did)

Screwy Lewie couldn't cope in the real world, so he opened up a bakery and talks to the cupcakes and bagels

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

Bakers-ache

Kneading or applying too much hand action on a soft loaf

I had way to much razzle dazzle last night so I gave myself the bakers-ache when I got home

by Cheezlz September 7, 2022

Bakery

It's a music studio

I'll meet you at the bakery we gotta make some songs.

How many songs did you make at the bakery?

by Dusa Ninetyfirst September 15, 2022

Bakery Lady

A woman who will give you free bread no matter what. Could be 3 weeks old, you still get free bread. Free bread for everyone. She will wink at you from the window of the bakery and is just genuinely the best person. Broke? Cant afford food? Bakery lady is there with a month old bun.

I cant afford food

Sounds like you need a bakery lady, my friend!

by NODAMSELS?!?!?!??! September 20, 2022

Bakerology

Bakerology; asking when a job is going to be complete.

"Hey how long do you think the task will take? Im not sure lets use Bakerology to figure it out

by Bakerology Student October 25, 2022

Bakering

To show narcissistic traits. One who “bakers” will generally try to manipulate any and all situations or people to benefit themselves regardless of the cost to others.

He was “bakering” all morning instead of simply admitting he was wrong.

by That guy 12890 February 24, 2023

Bakersfield, CA

The closest thing to Texas you are going to get in California.

It now has a HUGE Texas Steakhouse with a HUGE Texas flag flying at the Valley Plaza Mall. I guess the motto," Everything is BIGGER in TEXAS." is more of the truth than California actually means "Golden."

In the older neighborhoods of Bakersfield, it still practices Residential Segregation, maybe because out of Southern, not Californian, tradition (more commonly found in the Deep South.)

Oildale (Northside Bakersfield, it's a secret to everybody!)

As well as the East Side, West Side (Downtown Area) , South Side/ Greenfield, and Cottonwood area has been immortalized FOREVER as one of the most vicious sundown towns EVER in California's recorded history

(SUNDOWN TOWN means everybody is housed together according to their race, just like a prison town.)

Did you try out their food at Texas Steakhouse in Bakersfield, CA?

I've yet to see Los Angeles fly a HUGE Texas flag anywhere.

So Los Angeles if you want a steakhouse with a HUGE Texas Flag, its already there, just go to Bakersfield, CA.

by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023