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twat waffle

a cute person that belongs to twat pancakes and twat pancakes only
reagan is a twat waffle that belongs only to shantae
by wowtherebud December 15, 2018
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Pancake-waffling

Pancake-waffling: the act of taking what someone said and attributing something entirely disconnected to it.

Pancake-waffled: having been the recipient of someone's pancake-waffling.
It is most often used in internet comments. The phrase comes from a famous tweet where a user described the issue by way of example: "Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?' No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."
"Just ignore him, we all heard what you said. He's just pancake-waffling."
"Wow. You just got pancake-waffled in real time."
by Nakefame March 27, 2025
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Gaytime Waffles

When you're doing a dude from behind, his face is pressed up against a chain link fence. When you are about to come, pull out, turn him around, and come on his face. Hence Waffles and Ice Cream.
I was doing this chick at the dugout last night and I gave her a waffles and ice cream.
He got a gaytime waffles on his face.
by Bdogthecrip June 18, 2021
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kush waffle

When you're making waffles after smoking weed, and you accidentally put weed in the batter
Dan: Yo you got my weed?
Jamal: Nah man sorry, I made a kush waffle on accident.
by BillClinton'sDickButt April 1, 2015
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Twat Waffle

A mindless worth of shit douche bag; A talentless piece of shit
by CaptainChronic September 20, 2015
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Trim the waffle

To cut down on useless rambling information included in an essay or written submission after you exceed the required word limit
I've finally finished this ridiculous essay for my World Music module! All I need to do now is trim the waffle and submit it.
by Rubylulu May 17, 2023
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I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 24, 2019
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