Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.

Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011

Blue waffle

Ali brewer.

Ali brewer is the reason blue waffles is a thing.

by Anonymous1875319 June 24, 2022

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

to waffle

Sending a voice note, photo or video to your besties.

OMG, FML, I have to waffle this.

by Waffle Omnom November 28, 2024

Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.

Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!

by Marine007 December 1, 2022

Pot waffle

Marijuana leaves baked into a Belgian-style breakfast food.

Mary Jane, a girl on the go, gets her high and breakfast with a pot waffle in the morning.

by Catsweaters5 April 29, 2016

Twat-Waffle

A female douche. A contemptuous bitch.

Christine Moore was such a twat-waffle for accusing Erin Weir when he refused her.

by RICKROD SHOW June 4, 2018