Thomas core

when an accident occurs that is both funny and improbable; a situation that would only happen to a Thomas

That guy just had a piano fall on his head! That’s so Thomas core

by RedMoonRising January 21, 2024

Thomas Jon Kugler

Thomas Jon Kugler, commonly referred to as "Big-Bad-Blitz," is a towering Caucasian individual with a passion for both weightlifting and the popular video game, Terraria. He is known for his imposing stature, dedication to fitness, and unwavering commitment to building virtual worlds within Terraria's pixelated landscapes. Thomas Jon Kugler's presence in both the real and virtual realms makes him a distinctive character among gaming and fitness enthusiasts.

"His physique and gaming skills are truly Thomas Jon Kugler-esque, making him stand out in both the gym and the virtual worlds of Terraria."

by jomari September 21, 2023

Thomas

Some nonchalant weirdly vascular guy in my Spanish class who is pretty sigma ts

Hey Thomas,
Stop talking to me dumb bitch

by bigblackcrayoneater339894 March 11, 2025

Thomas Jeffery

Is an 18 year old racist nonce who likes to face fuck little boys on tuesday evenings. Hes a heavily religious church boy who had his cherry popped by a big black man in the church bathroom (by choice). he now fingers his own ass whilst jelqing to videos of babies being circumsised.

I Thomas Jeffery'd your mum

by Ciara Reed February 26, 2025

Thomas Jackson

A male who gets angry over small problems and has a fit if anyone says he’s wrong.

Thomas Jackson is angry

by Jackob May November 23, 2021

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

Thoma

Noun -

-A broken asshole in which he exists as a mere thought

- This little species of shit can be found in a skype call or playing Roblox alone with his blister.
- if you would like to meet him, just look down

This fat faggot really looks like a Thoma (broken asshole)

by THEAAAAAASSSSS December 11, 2019