back the trolley up 

To tell someone to hold on, or tell them to reconsider their last statement.

"damn she's hot!"
"back the trolley up man, she's got absolutely nothing going for her."

back the trolley up by Scott DeBoer October 9, 2007

polishing the torpedo 

1. To Masturbate; jack off

2. To furiously clean the penis

3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo

"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"

"I'm polishing the torpedo."

"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."

polishing the torpedo by marcus daniel malloid March 25, 2008

Takin' the toast 

When having ass sex, coming at the exact same time as the toaster ejecting fresh toast.

"Oh. Bro, I'd just been flippin' the omelet, and oh, i had my shit all timed out clocks, right? Came, dude. Just as the toaster popped I was takin' the toast.

Takin' the toast by mega miles December 17, 2008

Shuffle The Tool Cards 

Phrase meaning someone is being a tool and needs to stop doing so.

Guy One-Man, Mike is such a terd.
Guy Two-Yeah, he really needs to shuffle the tool cards.

Shuffle The Tool Cards by ~meatsandwich~ October 23, 2009

dexter the texter 

The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.

My gf was being dexter the texter, so I just left.

dexter the texter by Guido1 February 24, 2010

has the taps 

A girl or guy you would tap (have sex with)

Damn did you see that muscley piece of man meat? He definitely has the taps.

has the taps by ereirrac June 2, 2010

Dusting the treasure chest 

Fornicating with an elderly woman

I'm "Dusting the treasure chest" on your grandma

Dusting the treasure chest by beaver pincher August 7, 2010