I invited some old friends over for Texas Roulette and insisted that I went last. Then I skipped my turn and left alive.
by MailBox218 October 24, 2018
Get the Texas Roulettemug. A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day
Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you
by Overknown April 1, 2024
Get the Texas Ball Fondlermug. by Michael F. Phelps August 3, 2016
Get the texas sunsetmug. I left a Texas Tobytoad in the shower so huge I had to move to Hawaii from Texas to hide from my shame.
by TOBYNASTY May 22, 2023
Get the Texas Tobytoadmug. Texas is an average state in America. Yeah, we have a million races of people here, but at least they’re accepted. There are meth heads and drug addicts, but those are practically everywhere nowadays. We do use y’all a lot. We like hanging out, bbq, and late night television watching. It’s quite fun here, but it sucks when you hear what other people say about our Texan pride. We love our state, get over it you stupid person from Oklahoma. We don’t have Oklahoma, but sometimes they’re just so rude about us, we have to. I live in an average suburban area in south Texas. I am in the Houston area but not living in Houston. We do love cooking! (Especially BBQ, it’s just our culture) I can’t believe I have to say this, but it isn’t the 20th century anymore. We don’t ride horses everywhere (honestly that would help the environment though), wear cowboy gear every day (maybe when we celebrate or go to the rodeo), drink too much beer, and say yee haw. I don’t think I’ve ever used that seriously in my life. Every state has flaws. Also, we aren’t the only country that decided to join a larger group. Don’t act like we’re so weak and terrible. Also, don’t get started with the George W. Bush crap. People are very shitty and I could name from terrible people from every other state too. Fuck you. But otherwise, just please stop harassing Texans. We are cool and have good sweet tea, just chill with us.
Lily: I’m from Texas!
John: Cool, I’m from Arkansas. What’s it like there?
Lily: It’s pretty nice here. One second it’s hot, the next it’s even hotter.
John: Cool, I’m from Arkansas. What’s it like there?
Lily: It’s pretty nice here. One second it’s hot, the next it’s even hotter.
by Cheese milk blender May 13, 2023
Get the Texasmug. A Texas Water fall consists of an amble busted young woman pouring a shot of Tequila down her naked breast into the waiting mouth of an eager and / woman.
A Texas Water fall consists of an amble busted young woman pouring a shot of Tequila down her naked breast into the waiting mouth of an eager and / woman.
by Mohler & Odom LLC July 23, 2011
Get the Texas Water Fallmug. Taking a curly dump in a urinal. The poo must curl back on itself to resemble a coil in one solid piece.
The special Ed kid keeps leaving us Texas Rattlesnakes in the bathroom. Nobody knows when he's doing it, but I think he's makin em at night.
by Quad45 January 14, 2025
Get the Texas Rattlesnakemug.