socks

keep your feet warm

socks are good

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Sock picker

Someone who picks the lint off people's socks

Storm, the professional sock picker, surgically removes fuzz balls from Moira's sock.

by Sparklysnail November 12, 2016

Socks

Socks Is a common name for a dog. A dog called Socks is usually called Socks due to the dog's lower legs being a different colour to the rest of the dog's body.

My dog is called Socks because it's body is black and it's lower legs are white. This makes it look like my dog is wearing white socks resulting in it's name.

by Blizzuminati December 4, 2016

Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

change my socks

To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss

Boss, where have you been ,

Me , oh i had to change my socks ,

Boss , oh spewing

by Ol groper December 10, 2016

cock sock

a different term for a condom

"Babe! Put on a cock sock, I don't wanna get pregnant."

by Gymnast_101 December 13, 2016

Sock Worms

Sperm

My girlfriend just called and asked me if she could eat my sock worms when I get home.

by Guam1fast January 17, 2017