Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"I heard Davey was too long in the shower that's why he didn't come to work"

by Boredom888 June 10, 2018

Shower

The place your in when you come up with the best come backs in during an argument from years ago

Justin: I just came up with the best come back to an argument I had with my dad in the shower.
Leon: Dude you haven’t seen your dad for years.

by #NotURdAD March 15, 2024

Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.

(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.

by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016

Shit and shower

Taking a shit while showering at the same time. To prevent from being cold while taking a shit. (Swedish)

Jag körde en Shit and Shower i morse för att vakna till liv.

I did a Shit and Shower this morning to wake the fuck up.

by CreatorOfShitAndShower June 27, 2017

fo-shower

showering without washing your hair. typically people do this when they exercise at night and still want to take a shower in the morning.

Carla: "i just got back from the gym but i think im gonna take a fo-shower because i need to shower tomorrow before work"

Martha: "that's kind of gross, but i would totes do the same thing"

by jswizzle4 January 30, 2012

Shower shit

When you shit into a shower drain because you don't want to get out of the shower

Roommate: bro, It smells like someone took a crap in the shower

You: yeah, I took a shower shit

by Shmeebledorf November 23, 2019

Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain

A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.

Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?

by GermanPizzaEater January 9, 2023