by Courtney Aranyos April 06, 2017
A legendary person who only occurs when a Hasse is high. It is said that if a Hasse smokes purple haze he might become a immortal being that can destroy anyone and anything.
-Hot girl1: Omg is that a Hasse?
-Hot girl2: Yeah, but he's high so its a Purple Hasse
-Hot girl1: Have you heard about the myth of a Hasse smoke Purple Haze?
-Hot girl2: Yes who havent???
-Hot girl2: Yeah, but he's high so its a Purple Hasse
-Hot girl1: Have you heard about the myth of a Hasse smoke Purple Haze?
-Hot girl2: Yes who havent???
by Anordinaryguynamedbob March 04, 2021
is someone who eat humans when they are purple and are a man, they also on come out during night time to eat young women,
by eirwio3urskjdfu358uewijkfrwk3u December 06, 2008
is someone who eat humans when they are purple and are a man, they also on come out during night time to eat young women,
by eirwio3urskjdfu358uewijkfrwk3u December 06, 2008
A penis
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
by Userlolz July 25, 2023
by Turbocharger.qcow2 November 20, 2022
Example 1
Joy: $wa
Mudae: Erina nakiri
reactions : Mudae, King purple
No way you just stole that! Your such a king purple
Example 2
$k
Mudae: 727 kakara
Purple: $givek @Joy1k 1
Joy: Your such a King purple
Joy: $wa
Mudae: Erina nakiri
reactions : Mudae, King purple
No way you just stole that! Your such a king purple
Example 2
$k
Mudae: 727 kakara
Purple: $givek @Joy1k 1
Joy: Your such a King purple
by Egnld June 22, 2021