Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.

“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.

by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025

being dutched

When you are owned at speedskating by someone who's Dutch, you're being dutched

I'm being dutched right now, I just can't win.

by jemoeder008 February 17, 2014

Dutch Buffet

Paying separately for prostitutes at an orgy.

Kristie and her friends came overlast night so Julian and I decided to go dutch buffet and split the cost.

by RodJustice September 30, 2014

Dutch Diving

The act of diving into ones septic tank (usually your crush), mouth wide open to make sure you capture whatever waste of your choosing. This includes; period blood, shit, piss, and semen.

I’m going Dutch Diving with my friends later today, going for mainly the shit.

by Jimothy Tingles March 16, 2024

you are a Dutch

Calling a girl a great person, someone that has your back . You are awesome

Ma'am you are a Dutch !!!

by Bethovero April 08, 2022

Dutch brown nose

The act of putting dirty underwear or panties on some head with the crotch in their face.

While at the gym today, we snuck up and gave Nico a Dutch brown nose. He loved it !

by Thor from Whitestone May 31, 2024

Dutch Brown Nose

Placing shit stained underwear on someone’s head covering their face

While at the gym pumping iron I noticed that someone snuck up behind Nico and gave him a Dutch Brown Nose.

by Thor from Whitestone May 31, 2024