The Dutch Indies was a colony owned by the Netherlands. Nowadays their known as Indonesia. Eventhough modern Indonesians don't admit it, Indonesia would be economicly more stable with the Dutch still in power.
by Benzo Fury July 1, 2019

The act of having your face squeezed between freshly sharted butt cheeks and slid from the bottom of the crack to the top. ie... The Dutch Facelift
Brian: Hey Tom, did Tony just passout?
Tom: yup
Brian: looks like he is getting the ol dutch facelift then, cause I just about full on filled my crack.
Tom: yup
Brian: looks like he is getting the ol dutch facelift then, cause I just about full on filled my crack.
by Blackcell February 7, 2014

An act in which a romantic partner places their anus directly over the spread vaginal lips of their female partner, which then ruminates within the vaginal gap for several minutes, then being released as a queef, releasing a smell into the immediate vicinity that is reminiscent of a mildly spoiled oyster.
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024

by o8erdater January 9, 2021

To remove all clothing except a snorkel and run around frantically. Advanced practitioners may also alternate
between eating cheese and vomiting furiously. Full Dutch is often brought on my severe stress or mental disorders.
between eating cheese and vomiting furiously. Full Dutch is often brought on my severe stress or mental disorders.
by Ronjon876 June 5, 2015

The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver that is the combination of the Dutch Oven and Tossing ones Salad. Specifically it is when one eats out another's ass, then has a blanket pulled over them to trap them in the act, then gets farted on.
by Jek Jakobsek April 4, 2016

"I was on my date and I really needed to fart. So, I innocently sneaky dutched. She didn't notice that I really farted."
by suanjuan999 September 19, 2015
