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Joey Keller

Joey is a loyal big brother, he is smart and ongoing he never let's the bad things in life get him down. he is cute and sweet and any girl would be lucky to be his girlfriend, of course his little sister would have to meet her and make sure she's right for him but anyway, he is always the one person who can keep you and your secrets safe.
by Carrie helman January 17, 2018
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Snape-killed

Killing someone to deceive your dark over lord that you are faithful
I snape-killed Becky to trick my bitchy best friend that I

was faithful
by sophiotaurus January 17, 2018
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Jack Keller

A slave owner that is good at basketball. Eats children, Gegts all the hoes
by Summit ninja Gee June 5, 2018
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Råttigheten kaller

Råttigheten kaller is a famous phrase in Mid-Norway.

It's used when you mess up something or something shitty happens to you.
It was first made up as a joke, but it got a lot of attention in 2018 and now it's a very popular phrase.
*When you are walking your dog and it you accidently step on the dog and it dies

- Fyfaen, det e råttigheten kaller det!!

*When there's 2 left in a Fortnite solo game, and you lose and get 2nd place*
- Råttigheten kaller!!!!
by JO aka bombe11 March 12, 2018
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Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.
Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...
by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018
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Zachary Keller

Used to have dreads now he's just deads inside. A person who is a bit iffy of a person. Always has to be right in an argument.
by LeBronGemz23 November 7, 2018
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Danny Keller

Danny Keller is Ultimately one of the tightest fellows to have walked the planet the mere name encompasses all of the below phrases and more

1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.

And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.

Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
I need to get some tools for our next job?

DK: Can you hold off on that for now?

Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
by Mr Fletcher January 24, 2019
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