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Joe Jonas 

Sexiest guy ever! Is like a freaking goddess. Looks amazing in skinny jeans. And he rocked Camp Rock. When he plays the tambourine that makes the tambourine sexy. Everything he touches is sexy. His a part of the Jonas Brothers band. His brothers are Nick, Kevin, and Frankie. Although only Nick and Kevin are in the band. His real name is Joseph Adam Jonas. Joe is the funny one. <3 Some of his nicknames are JJ, DJ Danger, and Joe because his real name is Joseph. He is 5' 10. And along with the tambourine he does lead vocals, guitar, and keyboard. He has amazing muscles and enjoys running and working out. His favorite drink is Orange Gatorade. yumm. =] He became home schooled in seventh grade. As a child he collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens. His favorite sport is soccer. He likes math. And his favorite author is Dr. Suess. His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day <3. He owns five guitars. He likes to play Monopoly. And he likes the High School Musical movies. He is Christian and wears a purity ring along with his brothers. His favorite shows are Boy Meets World, Lost, Heroes, Friends, and Most Extreme Challenge. His favorite foods are chicken cutlet sandwhich with mayo, snow cones, and his Grandma's homemade pizza. He likes the 80s. And his trade mark is his headbands. He makes headbands sexy too. His favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber. His favorite color is blue. And he likes Wiffel Ball. His birthday is August 15, 1989. He was original Newjersian so you know hes awesome and SEXY!
If Joe Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 95% of teenage girls would be dead.
Joe Jonas by BL0ND3xMOM3NTS October 18, 2008
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Joe Pavelski 

one of the best players on the san jose sharks. dosent score to much. assists alot. still an amazing hockey player
joe pavelski is so great!
Joe Pavelski by kayla.n.123 February 28, 2011
Not even a good president people just want trump out of office.
Joe Biden: I’m joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
Joe Biden by anonymous December 8, 2020

Joe Rogan 

-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things

-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit

-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off
Joe Rogan: That cut looks like a goats vagina!

Me: Omg, joe. Really?
Joe Rogan by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009

Joe-E-Fresh 

The Sexiest Example of Man EVER FROM FLORIDA...has the most amazing girlfriend JESSICA...GREAT AT EVERYTHING...PLAYS SAX FOR THE SKAMERICANS
"Man Joe-E-Fresh Is So Kick ass"
Joe-E-Fresh by Joe Dessi August 27, 2008