Gateway Friend

That one friend of the group you want to be a part of, may be the ugly one or fat one. They instantly accept you due to low self esteem and you then take steps to move from fatty or ugly to the attractive ones or fun ones.

J: Hey I'm hangin with Lisa after work
K: Eww dude, shes like 350 lbs!
J: Don't worry, shes just my Gateway Friend. I'm getting closer to Vanessa and Kylie

by Santiago Falcon April 24, 2009

Friend Zone

Hell on Earth were men, who have not tried to be aggressive to get a girl, go to to rot.

Child: Dad what's the friend zone?
Dad: Hell, its Hell

by StawHat May 9, 2014

Tall Friend

On October 11 Its Give your Tall friend a present day! Theres always Slap your Tall friend or Abuse your tall friend day but for today its gonna be give your tall friend a present day.

#TALLFRIEND #Hereyougo #OOF #Present

You: Here you go

*Tall friend opens the present
Tall Friend: Whats this for?
You: Its Give your tall friend a present day

by Lily&Wookie November 21, 2019

friend whore

one of your friends that starts to chill with a totally unrelated group of your friends through you.

Rufus is friends with Terry through his yoga class.
Rufus has been friends with Orphius for awhile. Rufus tells Terry about his nigga Orphius.

One day Rufus calls Orphius up to chill, and he hears Terry's dumbass in the background.

Terry is officially a friend whore.

by please share this November 23, 2009

My friends

An expression used by a person who has no friends.

"I believe in America, my friends."

by That One For President October 8, 2008

Good Friends

A polite word for rejecting someone who wants to be your date.

Hey Al, we are still good friend, right?

by Mokonamon May 10, 2005

monologue friend

noun. a friend who will call a good listener and speak non-stop, whether or not the callee can get a word in edgewise.

My monologue friend called last night. My monologue friend talked for an hour and a half. My monologue friend didn't even notice when I stopped talking; it didn't phase her/him. Monologue friends will keep on talking.

by creatiffany February 12, 2010