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EMF Detector

EMF(Epicly Major Fail) Detector: A warning device which detects Epicly Major Fails of magnitude 2 or greater. Can normally detect EMF's minutes to hours before the initial hit of the EMF. Used mainly to alert the surrounding area of an impending EMF so they may all witness it.
*SIREN*

Person 1: "Ohh dude that's the EMF Detector!".

Person 2: "Well lets go see who screwed the pooch this time, then we can laugh and ridicule them all day!"

Person 1: "Yeah lets go!"
by TehTub January 4, 2010
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Hanging with a girl and let her pretend she tells you what to do.so you can have sex with her resulting in success. Instead of being pussy whipped where the girl controls you and tells you what to do resulting in failure.
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Jose: Wow you're already pussy-whipped
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A: Did you use all the tide detergent?

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drunk detective

drunk detective is a phenomenon experienced by millions of teens and people in their twenties, occurring the morning after consuming alcohol to the point of "blacking out". drunk detective is the process by which one figures out what took place during the previous evening after the stage of blackout drunk began. drunk detective can be applied to a wide range of questions from something minuscule like "how did I get from the chair to my bed?" all the way up to "am I in fucking mexico? why do I have a forehead tattoo?" it can also refer to an individual undergoing the drunk detective process. Some experienced drunk detectives like to think of drunk detective as a game.
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bro: "what happened to you after McGrath's last night?"

other bro:"I don't know bro, I can't even remember leaving, I have some serious drunk detective work to do"
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Turbo Detonation

The act of blowing up in anger, normally on the internet, when arguing with experts.
That kid totally had turbo detonation after arguing with Dan Z.
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