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Walking Farts 

People are different in many ways. One of those is the way they fart. The Walking Farts describes somebody that lets their farts out in small, easy to handle squeezes, if done whilst walking, this makes a familiar "Pop!... Pop!... Pop!... Pop!" noise. The walking farts generally do not smell as much because they let out smaller doses of Methane, thus this is the prefered way to fart
Did you hear Tom walk by? He must have the walking farts!
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Walking the Brain

To pull your ballsack out of your fly and then zip to a suitable point as to which the sack becomes taut; the balls assuming the shape of the two sides of the brain whilst veins serve to add to the realism of the shape.

The ultimate purpose of such a maneuver being to offend when engaging in light conversation with others, subsequently enjoying the outrage when they discover the brain, whilst throughout experiencing the gentle caress of a light breeze on the sack.

Essentially a ball walk but requiring more art to pull off effectively and comfortably yet yielding a much more comical and appropriate name.
Jonny enjoyed walking the brain on a spring day, he was surprised just how long it took some people to notice his nuts were out during his strolls.
Walking the Brain by JonnyPye November 13, 2009
1. a slower alternative to both running and jogging, travelling from point A to B without (for most people) outside intervention and/or enhancement-inducing parties, both mechanical and humanoid.
2. think of the best thing in the world, like free fried chicken, chicago hot dogs, and philly cheese steaks, but 1000x better and in the form of a drug for your mind that allows mental activities to flow faster and clearer
Yo let's go walking.
Okay, yeah I love thinking better.
walking by dr.thicc_posterior420:) November 1, 2017

Josh Walker 

1950s - 1960s slang term for a handjob.
Boy, I sure hope when I get home from work that my wife hands me a beer and gives me a Josh Walker.
Josh Walker by Clever Coworker October 22, 2010

Walkie Talkie Man 

1. An annoyingly catchy and fast-paced song by the group Steriogram. It's now in a commerical for iPods, making it even harder to escape.

2. A man with a walkie talkie! C'mon, if you needed me to tell you that, I reccomend that you begin your name with the word 'Special'.
1.

Well you're walkin and a talkin
And a movin and a groovin
And a hippin and a hoppin
And a pickin and a boppin
Those bods are being bad
You better take a stand
You gonna wake up that thing in your hand
You're looking all around
There is trouble to be found
Make sure when you find it you get to say it loud
Gotta code three
Need back up
Bring me
My bright pink fluro jacket

He's fat and he don't run too fast
But he's faster than me
Last night at the show we saw him
Going out of his tree

Well you're walkin and a talkin
You're my walkie talkie man
Well you're walkin and a talkin
Go Go Go Go

Well you're walkin and a talkin
And a freakin and a yellin
And a bossin and a speakin
And a lookin and a pointin
Always tell us what to do
With your high top shoes
And you wave your torch
With your black short shorts
Don't let em get away
Don't think they can play
Nail 'em to the wall
Cause you really need to say
Gotta code three
Need back up
Bring me
My bright pink fluro jacket

2. You need an example now? Here's an example: You're a fucking retard.
Walkie Talkie Man by Zach G. September 25, 2004

walkward 

When saying goodbye to someone and then contining to walk in the same direction as them...awkwardly.
Jackie and John said goodbye and then walked to the parking lot together. Now that's walkward.
walkward by princess cw June 1, 2009

Hot Mess Walkin' 

A warning cry in which people are alerted of an incoming Hot Mess. This is intended to afford people the opportunity to avert their eyes, turn the other cheek, or leave the room to avoid said Hot Mess.
"Oh shit here comes that broad Marla... HOT MESS WALKIN'!!!!!"
Hot Mess Walkin' by Bob (Bitch Tits) February 14, 2009