wafflestomper

One who shits in the shower and stomps on it untill it goes down the drain.

Sander Cole is a waffle stomper and he over uses the term too

wafflestomper by Spencer April 8, 2005

roffles waffles 

it's basically the already bastardized word "rofl" (Rolling On Floor Laughing) totally slaughtered into Roffles Waffles which means the same thing but doesnt really make sense. Just more fun to say I suppose.

Person 1: "OMG LOL"

Person 2: "ROFFLES WAFFLES SO FUNNY!"

Me: "fuck off you cunts"

roffles waffles by Dysfunction September 11, 2003

blue waffles 

A fake disease that suggests women who are sexually active are at risk of getting and passing on a blue tinged genitally deforming std.

Debunked here: womenshealthfoundationdotorg/2011/08/08/the-blue-waffles-myth/

Jake said he had seen a girl he was going to fuck with a bad case of blue waffles on the weekend. But he is full of shit. It doesn't exist only in photoshop. What a dumbass.

blue waffles by VoiceOreason April 27, 2015

waffled 

To be defeated/dominated by another in an amusing context

Jazzy got waffled

waffled by Dunni October 27, 2003

The WaffleCopter 

When a girl is on her knees and you spin in a circle while cock smacking her!

My gf was being a twat so I wafflecoptered that ho! Crank that wafflecopter! Oh yeah the wafflecopter!

The WaffleCopter by matt-becker April 4, 2009

Wiffle Ball 

A code word for smoking marijuana.

Tyler: Hey lets go play some wiffle ball, Drew!
Drew: Sure! Do you have any wiffle balls?
Tyler: Of course!

Wiffle Ball by Wiffle Ball Creator June 5, 2013

roscoes chicken n waffles 

The bomb dezzy! the most amazing food eva!!! invented by that nigga ass motha fucka ROSCOE! niggas love this shit most, because black ass motha fuckas like crazy shit! but they got dis one righ oh fa sho!

I gotta have me some roscoes chicken n waffles right now nigga, or ima but a nut premature!

roscoes chicken n waffles by one white motha fugga April 28, 2010