never-ending vagina

A vagina so loose it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

Tom: Jesus! I screwed Mary last night. That bitch got a never-ending vagina! It was like, I shoved it in but got lost.

by Sith head June 12, 2014

The Biggest Fattest Vagina

The big fat vagina was carved out of an aspen tree by Cherokee Indians in 1564. Designed to hold the dicks of a thousand enemy warriors on their way to eternal suffering in the land of Tina. An ancient burial ground in the North

My brother M. D. Trumpeter was lost in a great battle many moons ago and now his wang spends eternity in The Biggest Fattest Vagina.

by DickTrumpet July 24, 2017

Sex! Vaginas! YEAH!

What every eighth grader thinks about.

I dunno about you, but when I was in 8th grade, I was like, "Sex! Vaginas! YEAH!"

by Ethan819 April 26, 2017

Princess Desperate Vagina

The co-worker that seems to try to sleep with any male coworker that gives her any type of attention regardless of any current relationship status. It is extremely obvious and nauseating to everyone but her, even other men. Can be shortened to "Princess D. Vag" or Princess Desperate Vag.

Oh, there goes Princess Desperate Vagina again. God. I keep doing having to do my work and her work, what a hooker.

by vyn September 25, 2012

Texas Vagina Massacre

When a promiscuous lesbian uses the same dildo on multiple unknowing partners over a short period of time without protection.

She just found out that she recieved the Texas Vagina Massacre from that hoe-bag!

by J September 1, 2008

Vagina Cake Hat

A soothing, grooming process for your carnal treasure. It includes an initial brazilian wax followed by a facial of sorts ("vagacial") to soothe the waxed region. The final touch is vajazzling, which involves a beautiful arrangement of rhinestones. Completely non-invasive and perfect for special occasions, such as bachelorette parties or preparation for your wedding night. Or prom.

I think I want to go all the way with Ned tonight, should I get a vagina cake hat?

by Anal Hell Shinny Wonk September 2, 2010

Same vagina

Colloquial phrase that replaces "same thing"

Who do you think was better, george bush senior or george bush?

Eh, same vagina.

by imAg! October 24, 2009