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Titty in the middle 

A bar game that traces its origin to Edinburgh. To be more exact, the game originated in Whistlebinkies bar, located just off the Royal Mile.

To play the game, you must place a pint glass in the middle of a table and have contestants sit around said table. You must use an sticky tit which can be acquired from bathroom vending machines alongside condoms and inflatable sheep. Contestants must then toss the tit to the ceiling, allowing it to deflect off the ceiling and land in the pint glass. If you fail to do so, the person next to you has a go, and so on until a person wins. The winner then has his/her name written on a pint glass with nail polish.

If the tit lands on the rim of the pint glass (a rim job), the person who made that throw gets to try again.
Rough shift, who’s up for Titty in the Middle?
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Frisbee Tits 

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Person 2: Yeah, Yoana S?
Person 1: Yup. She's got some frisbee tits. Don't mess with those.
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When a woman's breasts enlarge due to having a child.
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