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Titty in the middle

A bar game that traces its origin to Edinburgh. To be more exact, the game originated in Whistlebinkies bar, located just off the Royal Mile.

To play the game, you must place a pint glass in the middle of a table and have contestants sit around said table. You must use an sticky tit which can be acquired from bathroom vending machines alongside condoms and inflatable sheep. Contestants must then toss the tit to the ceiling, allowing it to deflect off the ceiling and land in the pint glass. If you fail to do so, the person next to you has a go, and so on until a person wins. The winner then has his/her name written on a pint glass with nail polish.

If the tit lands on the rim of the pint glass (a rim job), the person who made that throw gets to try again.
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Land of Many Tits. When you start seeing lots of tits (not faces anymore) around - that's the land you see, like when you are in a club etc.
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Breasts that are round yet flat, so much so, you could rip them off a woman's, and in some rare cases a man's, chest and fling them in the air like a frisbee.
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Fabulous healthy square tits that guys can't help but wanna squish.
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no titles

A partner that you are sexually active with but is not considered your boyfriend / girlfriend. This role allows you to freely talk to other potential candidates, while this individual satisfies your immediate needs. This zone is usually kept a secrete. Sidenigga piece of meast

Definition 2. You want no ties, no relevance with an individual.
Matt Barnes manifested his desire for Rihanna, but she advised she doesn't want no titles.

I think your a cool person and we have fun together at night but I don't want no titles.
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When a woman's breasts enlarge due to having a child.
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