mac n cheese

when you bang it real good mac that cheese

and i mac n cheesed your bitch

by jc curtis April 17, 2008

fish n chips

A take-away meal purchased by an English person from a 'chippie'.

It consists of battered fish (usually Cod, sometimes Haddock) and tastes best accompanied by mushy peas (ie. peas that have been squashed into a pulp) and curry sauce.

Usually costs around £4

"I'll have one of each with scraps, please"

by paul raine May 5, 2004

ass n titties

A happy jolly phrase used in conjunction with massive amounts of alcohol at the local tittie bar to describe what they are looking at

Ass and titties, Ass and titties, Ass and titties and big booty bitches

by Justice October 16, 2002

Shloop n' Shlide

A game of scooping yours or your friends bawlz up with your hand and say Shloop n' Shlide in a german accent.

Person1:The fuck?! my bawlzzzzz!
Person2:Shloop n' Shlide!!

by 1-800-HotB0dy March 11, 2010

The Bait n Strap

When a man is doing a woman from behind, the woman sneakily puts on a strap on (preferably made of a tough plastic complete with coloring). As the man is about to thrust inward, the woman shifts her balance so the man falls to the bed/tabletop/elevator floor/wherever the mating is occuring, and then the woman jumps on his back as he is still utterly confused and begins to bang him relentlessly in the asshole.

One time in Las Vegas I was screwing this prostitute doggy dog style when she unexpectedly turned on me and pulled the bait n strap on me and then hit me with a role of salami.

by Pooh bear and his butters September 23, 2009

mac n cheesin

When a dude macks on a girl whilst having an awkward-as-fuck smile.

Kim: How was the club last night?
Jessica: It was good, but then some doucher was mac n cheesin on me. I gave him your number.
Kim: bitch..

by avidlol February 10, 2010

Text-n-twitch

Attempting to drive and text at the same time... without much success.

You look over and see a car swerving aimlessly, and the driver is looking at his/her lap...

'Hah. That chick needs to practice. She's got a bad case of the text-n-twitch...'

by BIGmack101 May 18, 2009