by jc curtis April 17, 2008
Get the mac n cheese mug.A take-away meal purchased by an English person from a 'chippie'.
It consists of battered fish (usually Cod, sometimes Haddock) and tastes best accompanied by mushy peas (ie. peas that have been squashed into a pulp) and curry sauce.
Usually costs around £4
It consists of battered fish (usually Cod, sometimes Haddock) and tastes best accompanied by mushy peas (ie. peas that have been squashed into a pulp) and curry sauce.
Usually costs around £4
by paul raine May 5, 2004
Get the fish n chips mug.A happy jolly phrase used in conjunction with massive amounts of alcohol at the local tittie bar to describe what they are looking at
by Justice October 16, 2002
Get the ass n titties mug.When one duces (takes shit) and the turd is overly long; qualifies as a "shit and a half" = "Duce n a half".
Bro 1: Dude, you took long enough on the shitter!
Bro 2: Brah it was a duce n a half, it was so long it poked my ass cheek.
Bro2: I love those!
Bro 2: Brah it was a duce n a half, it was so long it poked my ass cheek.
Bro2: I love those!
by Brah Slayer November 13, 2011
Get the Duce n a half mug.When a man is doing a woman from behind, the woman sneakily puts on a strap on (preferably made of a tough plastic complete with coloring). As the man is about to thrust inward, the woman shifts her balance so the man falls to the bed/tabletop/elevator floor/wherever the mating is occuring, and then the woman jumps on his back as he is still utterly confused and begins to bang him relentlessly in the asshole.
One time in Las Vegas I was screwing this prostitute doggy dog style when she unexpectedly turned on me and pulled the bait n strap on me and then hit me with a role of salami.
by Pooh bear and his butters September 23, 2009
Get the The Bait n Strap mug.The act of using morning wood to pound the chick in bed next to you. This chick is typically a wife or girlfriend because if it was a one-night-stand, the chick would be gone already.
One jolly-hard fellow wakes up in the morning and sees his hot-ass women still sleeping. He wakes her up with a few kisses down her neck and whispers: "Hey babe, Let's Wake N Mate."
by Mikey Bartlett October 19, 2010
Get the Wake N Mate mug.a phrase to discribe somones proportions. such as breast size to the body. somone with odd proportions.
by Cryo March 29, 2004
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