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Unfit Mike

A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.
Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!
by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023
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Moscow Mike

The nickname for Republican speaker of the house in the US Congress, Mike Johnson. He was granted this title on social media platforms and critics for blocking desperately needed military aid to Ukraine from his inception as speaker in October 2023 to April 2024, when he scheduled a vote. He is known to be beholden to fringe MAGA members of the GOP, who are sympathetic to Russia and were even accused of peddling Kremlin talking points verbatim by moderate GOP members, due to former President Donald Trump's election campaign.

This nickname originates from Moscow Mitch, when in 2018, the Department of the Treasury established sanctions against Russian oligarch, Oleg Deripaska, who is known to be an influential and powerful ally to the Kremlin, along with other Russian oligarchs. Democrats moved to enforce the sanctions against Deripaska but were defeated by the Mitch McConnell led GOP majority.
Moscow Mike wants Russia to win!
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by irongron April 16, 2024
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Dirty Mike

Why are you such a dirty mike?
by Kaden1467 June 16, 2016
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Mike Smith

The generic name you call someone who is trying to hide their ethnic heritage.
by Johnny hustle July 25, 2022
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for the love of Mike

used to accompany an exasperated request or to express dismay.
"for the love of Mike take off those shoes!"
by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024
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mike dillon

Has a huge cock
by donjulio888 November 22, 2021
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Mike

Great Dick, A lover boy and their the best hoopers
by Applebees200574 November 21, 2023
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