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He’s a stupid loser that loves sucking booty. He’ll always make you happy and he’s really tall but for some reason wants to be taller. His favorite three words are “I DONT KNOW” he’s a big rat and even though he’ll make you happy he WILL make you mad sometimes but all those things are out of good intentions cuz he’s like that. He’s a big romantic and he loves making bracelets. He’s really good at drawing except when he draws people it looks creepy. His eyes are really big and he’s eyelashes are so nice . He’s a BIG LOSER again. He’s a smart Boy too. He loves playing Roblox. Also he thinks he’s a loner but every one will love him if they get to know him. He’s a little weird too and FUCK HIM!!! And love him at the same time. He has a lot of emotions and you should let him express it. He sucks. he’s a chill guy but he’s really weird still. ARGHHHHG May May. He hates when he’s bald but you should shave his hair when sleeping. But really he’s a special guy, he’s caring, he’s sweet, thoughtful, pretty and a whole lotta other things. Everything he does is so god damn attractive. There’s so much about him and one day you’ll find it all out. And he really is knows how to steal ahsuya’s heart!!
Your so fucking weird you must be an May may
May May by Everythingsucks August 27, 2022
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The best of the best people are born on the may 6th. They will light up your life and pull you out of the worst. If you know a person like that don't leave them because they will find you and kill you. Their beauty their grace they have a profile picture of an anime girls face.
A: Don't be a bitch to them.
B: Why?
A: Their born on may 6th they'll fuck up your life.
May 6th by Epic picklefud September 20, 2022
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May 24 2022 

Robb elementary school shooting 21 dead 17 injured. Suspect’s name: Salvador rolando Ramos.
May 24 2022 Robb elementary school had a shooting
May 24 2022 by Name_1 October 1, 2022
Joe: Its may 20
Gregory: Its his birthday we should totally give him head
May 20 by MayoMonkey6969 October 16, 2022

May 30th 

May 30th is Celeste birthday so happy birthday Celeste ily 🫶
Person 1: it’s may 30th
Person 2: yup it’s Celeste’s birthday

Person 1: w tbh 🥱
May 30th by Rx7ns October 23, 2022
The come back day. The gangs revenge.
May 5th is the come back day.
May 5th by City bois November 10, 2022
people who were born on may 9 are depressed as fuck, they always try to fit in and it never works. they hide their feelings and have the strictest parents. they cry almost everynight but even with that pain, theyre a good friend and can comfort you when you're sad. we're also always hungry no matter what. theyre the bestest friend you could ever ask for so you should hug them and tell them you love them. they hate themselves when they get something wrong, public speak, or do something embarrassing.
Girl: it's my birthday today, may 9!!
friend: happy birthday! ur a great friend no matter what and i hope u have a nice day
May 9 by random teenage girl November 22, 2022