fuck the suck 

What a Marine says when he is totally and wholly pissed the fuck off at the Marine Corps.

It is friggin hot, sand in my ass and treeless here. "Fuck the Suck" I am ready to go home to kick Jodi's ass and get Suzi Q back."

fuck the suck by Sigman July 9, 2006

Fuck you, I'm a dragon 

A good come back for anything, anything at all. Although, you need to know the right way to pronounce this, with attitude. Feel free to add extras on the end.

Nathan: You're short and stubby
Michelle: Fuck you, I'm a dragon. Bitch.

Fuck you, I'm a dragon by The dragonator January 21, 2011

fuck my ass 

1. An exclamation uttered after an unfortunate turn of events or a negative outcome; can be used ironically for a positive outcome, though this is less common

2. A phrase utilized when lost in thought, or when memory fails you

3. An open invitation for anyone listening to play pop goes the weasel in your cornhole

"Check engine light? Fuck my ass, just what I wanted to see."

"L'see.. loaf of bread, taters, milk.. fuck my ass, what else am I forgetting?"

"Fuck my ass. No seriously, please insert any and all objects into my nether regions."

fuck my ass by ahnaanemiss September 30, 2012

Fuck the What 

Extreme confusion, such as chance as something impossable happening really does happen. Also used as FTW

Casey: I was walking home today making whale noises with my V then the bottle liked.. EXPLODED!
Todd: Fuck the What?

Fuck the What by Todd Waters December 10, 2006

fuck me running

Expression of amazement, disbelief or bewilderment.

Well, fuck me running, he won the lottery.

fuck me running by Brennus December 28, 2006

fuck that 

A definite and unmistakeable 'No'

Stevie : So are you goin to call the fat bird from that nightclub back for a shag then ?

Jon : Fuck That.

or

Girlfriend : Darling, Cuddles has ran out of catfood and he's hungry. I know its snowing babe but ive just done my hair, will you nip round the shop for some ?

Boyfriend : Fuck That.

fuck that by gobshite March 2, 2005

Fuck's up? 

1.) A more refined way of saying "What the fuck is up?"

2.) A common Michigander greeting.

Fred: Hey Bitch. Fuck's up?
Sally: Not too much.

Fuck's up? by BSliggs June 29, 2011