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sometimes you eat the bear

Sometimes you eat the bear ... and sometimes the bear eats you. Expression describing the bipolar nature of life, the universe and everything, popularised among other places in the movie The Big Lebowski and fifty percent proven, at any rate, by the life of Timothy Treadwell.
Well, dude, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you. But why d'ya have to use so many cuss words along they way?
by Fearman April 1, 2008
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burger eating invasion monkey

Citizen of the USofA. A septic.
I think maybe we should attack Iran.
You would you burger eating invasion monkey.
by paddy ram rod January 14, 2008
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picking your nose and eating it

dont let anyone catch you picking your nose and eating it. it happened to josh and he's been Booger Boy for the past three years.
by Angelacia June 14, 2008
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Then i'll eat my hat

Saying that something is (very) unlikely to happen.
by I'mAnonymous February 5, 2008
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bulldog eating a ham sandwich

A mangled, or well used vagina; a sloppy slit; a whores cooter; a vagina containing excessive wrinkles....
Damn Becky's slit looked like a "bulldog eating a ham sandwich".
by Beerswizle October 16, 2003
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cheese-eating surrender monkeys

The French.

Originated by Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. Popularized by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online Editor-at-Large
"Bonjooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrr, ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys."
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003
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Let Them Eat Snatch

The name of a collection of plays produced in San Francisco. The play on words is in reference to Marie Antoinette's alleged quote "Let Them Eat Cake." Because San Francisco is known as the most openly gay city in the United States, the slogan emerged from an SFSU playwright as ironic commentary in order to protest against the "gay" egocentric image oriented consumer world: "Let Them Eat Snatch"
Person: Why is Ryan Seacrest such a vain closeted asshole?

You: Just "let them eat snatch..."
by Y York April 24, 2009
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