Cool Ranch Pudding

The cold cum of a hobo

I was sitting on the bench at the bus stop when a homeless man snuck up on me from behind and deposited his cool ranch pudding on my shoulder.

by CowboyChance February 27, 2021

someone cool

A human being actually decent enough to get this title (Note: Nobody currently has it and nobody has.)

you all suck, someone cool is never gonna show up

by life rlly sucks July 2, 2022

just cool your jets

It means to just slow down, control your excitement (see hold your horses)

Just cool your jets, your order will be ready in an hour.

by Spirix August 10, 2014

cool beans

seven people who are very crazy and chaotic. they like playing this game of horses where they like to build houses and make the horses hang out in the houses. the cool beans all live far away from each other so they communicate with electronic devices. they will stick together, and enjoy their time doing things that apparently make no sense. the notorious group is full of people with different passions and hobbies: some of them like to draw, some of them are good at making films, while others just don't do anything and watch dumb videos instead. they have a dark past and they have been kicked out of several gangs before, because of their behavior.

X: cool beans!
Y: stay away from me.

by noiceplease December 10, 2020

Cool-swishing the backdrop

To allegedly decide to make snarky replies whilst cock blocking at a fancy as hell F-shack type place. O_o.. (i.e party pooping on a large crowd of non party poopers.

Dude1: Yo that dude was funny, he made all the chicks show major nipnip.
Dude2: I know, but The one with the douche pants was horrible.
Dude2: Pssht...totally Cool-swishing the backdrop

by Punching monkeys July 2, 2020

Cool job.

Someone who doesn't have a cool job.

Cool job.

by Baxter Sockman March 24, 2011

Cool tag

Marking something someone is doing, plans to do, or has done as excellent, neat, impressive, or exciting. Can be applied to people, events, fortune, and inanimate objects.

David: “I’ve been practicing and have come a long way! I’m not great yet, but I’m working really hard.”

Rory: “Good for you, man! Cool tag!”

AND

David: “Look, homie. The donuts are on sale.”
Rory: “Cool tag. Let’s buy three dozen.”

by updice September 9, 2020