Salad

some really fucking nice hair.

"hey have you seen masons hair"
"fucking salad"

by youprobshateme May 8, 2018

HAM SALAD

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.

I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.

by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017

salad 30

A slang term in reference to a homeless guy sucking your cock for a salad and 30 cents

Hey dude, I'm feeling kinda horny, I think I'm gonna go grab a salad 30, you want to come with?

by welcmetowalmart March 19, 2014

chopped salad

chopping salad is another reference to sticking your entire mouth on a males penis, respectfully

Susie: You want a chopped salad?
Andres: Yes, maybe tonight around 11pm

by sun-fluh February 22, 2021

Spicy salad

When your hair is messy and out of control.

"Austin has some spicy salad ontop his head"

by Augedog June 10, 2016

Salad Guy

(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.

A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.

You know that guy Zach? Yeah man, he's a total "Salad Guy"

by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018

sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.

I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad

by Hubbz September 23, 2013