The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.
by not izaak February 17, 2022

A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.
by Salish Matter March 23, 2024

DA BEST BLACK DUDE EVER. COME AT ME OTHER BLACK GUYS, YOU AIN'T AS COOL AS DIS BLACK DUUDE. SCREW YOU AND PUNCH UR PHONE HAHAHAHAHAA
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.
ME :"Hey Jordan, you r cool man. U make my shades dim. Your brotha is cool too. He is mah Lil chicken Wang from the the panda China chichi Ti tang shop. Let's all go get bubble tea and swallow black balls."
Jordan forehead: "ok"
Jordan forehead: "ok"
by Nah broooo September 15, 2023

"Why's Michael leaving? He's gonna black out"
"Oh he's doing the Nyquil Jordan. He'll eventually be back with someone who fucked Madonna"
"Oh he's doing the Nyquil Jordan. He'll eventually be back with someone who fucked Madonna"
by djmoy20 January 22, 2022

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by Jimmy mate November 23, 2021
